Hillary Clinton Christmas

As the election heads toward the Primaries, the Clinton staff, still trying to improve their rude habits from days gone by, is busy digging up dirt to smear the other candidates. This time, they are most concerned about giving at least the appearance of legitimacy. It has been reported but not confirmed, that Hillary got a visit from her very own version of the Scrooge Spirit over this “Happy Holidays” season. Reports are that as she was reviewing strategies for eliminating Christmas altogether, she fell asleep under her “Seasons Greetings” tree which was decorated with a cheery variety of sex toys again this year. She sank into a deep sleep and had the horrifying encounter with three ghosts during the middle of the night. Bill, of course, was out doing what he does best and the staff had gone home to enjoy the “Winter Holliday” with their significant other’s when the dreadful events took place at the Hillary Clinton Christmas.

Hillary Clinton Christmas

Her deep sleep had been disturbed by Foxnews, talk radio and the various other News Outlets that couldn’t be bought. Why it’s difficult enough to cover all the basis while running for office, who could tolerate a nosy media insisting on telling the facts she wondered. Gone were the days when she and Bill could count on the media to obfuscate, run interference or not tell anything at all in order to protect the Clintons . Now, the media were everywhere they weren’t supposed to be and the results were an unbridled dash towards free thinking. Her poll numbers were headed for the toilet and she had no idea why. It was in this deep sleep that the ghosts came to call on Hillary Clinton’s Christmas.

The first ghost was the ghost of bimbo’s past. Hillary was made aware of all the pain and disruption caused to the “girls of Bill”while they continued their elicit relationships with him. As the ghost continued Hillary saw the families with all the anguish, embarrassment and humiliation they had endured while Bill had gotten what he wanted then tried to quietly put the bimbos away. Hillary was not terribly disturbed with this ghost as it was just more of the little people who got hurt. She saw the disastrous effect that the sexual encounters had on the Country but this did not really upset her either.
Hermarriage is one of convenience and as long as Bill kept office, Hillary would be OK and nothing else matters. It’s just a part of a Hillary Clinton Christmas.

The second ghost was more troubling to her as this ghost reminded her of all the Political friends that stood by her and Bill. What else did they expect but to be trampled under the weight of their campaigns? Now that most of them had invested in the Clinton ’s and been thrown under the bus at one point or another, they were no longer serviceable or useful to the Clintons . It was all rather sad as they could no longer be tapped for more support but she knew she would survive and that was all that really mattered to her as she was able to enjoy a Hillary Clinton Christmas.

The third ghost was all together different. This one threatened to install an ankle meter that would alarm whenever she told a lie. This ghost terrified her! In her dream she had to call Carvel, Blumenthal, McAuliffe and the rest of the team to tell them to reformat her whole campaign. How could she win if she was forced to be honest? With bated breath, she called Bill to tell him to go to Aruba or someplace where he couldn’t be found. This ghost had taken away the entire foundation of her campaign, her most treasured and cultivated asset was her ability to look a voter straight in the eye, through the lens of a camera and tell a whopper. She might have to go back and explain Hsu, the cattle futures deal and a variety of contributions she thought McAuliffe had covered for her. It was a nightmare of the worst persuasion and she was powerless over truth!

Finally, mercifully, she awakened and realized it had all been a terrible dream. No need to concern herself. This time, she got lucky and it was just a Hillary Clinton nightmare. Her relief was evident as she called a meeting of Move on.org, Code Pink, CAIR and her other supporters. She didn’t disclose what horrific events had taken place in her dream, she thought it best not to threaten or distract the staff with any possibility of
honesty. All through the day she continued to check her thick ankles to be sure there was no truth meter. There wasn’t. She could continue with business as usual, uninterrupted. What a relief. The voters will never know of her tragic nightmare. One day, when she least expects it, who knows? Will the ghost of Christmas truth invade another Hillary Clinton Christmas?

By: www.rara.us Writers

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